For most yuppies, it’s a topic rarely discussed comfortably outside of the walls of their own apartment. For others, it’s a ritual so sacred even their roommate can’t know the entire truth of what goes on behind those polyester and vinyl curtains of mystery.
We’re talking about bathroom routines; most their truths but all of their deceptions.
Some of you are asking yourselves, “What’s so important about what I do when I’m in the bathroom.” The short answer: everything. But we don’t maintain write this publication to give you the short answer, now do we? The average American spends over a year and a half of their life in the bathroom and even more time and effort concealing what goes on in there. You will be shocked when we tell you why. The Yuppie Dilemma takes you inside the dark world of daily bathroom routines, what they can tell you about a person, and how to protect yourself from falling into a routine that will ensure that you never find true love or get a promotion at work. Here we will break down some of the most common behaviors seen in the water closet with detailed insight on the psyche behind these actions.
