So…who OK’d this?
No, I don’t have a Mac. I don’t want an iPhone. I really like my iPad, but that’s about it. When I tell people I’m not a huge Apple fan, I’m usually met with jeers and looks of disgust. Yes, sadly I was not at the river when Steve Jobs was giving out discount baptisms. Please, don’t tell me that I’d change if I used one. One of the perks of working in tech is that I can choose whichever phone or computer I want, essentially free of charge, and for reasons I won’t break down right now, Apple products aren’t for me. But even if I did like them, there is something about the cultish obsessions that a life of brushed aluminum and white headphones brings out that makes me nervous. This make-up mirror is a perfect example.
I’m even going to skip the fact that that is clearly a man’s hand holding it and scurry past the questions I have on why he even needs it. But even if a mirror modeled identically after a MacBook Air slips out of a girl’s purse I’m running the other way and you should too fellas. Doesn’t matter how nice she is or how much she says she loves you, she’s not to be trusted. She’d sell you out for the 10th spot in line outside of the Apple store for the new iPod Shuffle. Be careful.