Since when do so many normal, middle-wage earning Americans believe they have “haters?” More importantly, what do we have to do to get them to stop claiming such foolishness all over everyone’s social network feeds? Did a bunch of people with a laundry list of mostly unknown achievements instantly become so important that the entire WORLD viciously turned on them? If this were actually the case, then we would applaud them for their confidence in the face of adversity. However…
We here at the yuppie dilemma decided that we could no longer stand around and allow this trend to continue without some constructive commentary. Contrary to unpopular belief, haters DO exist. It’s just that YOU just don’t happen have any, that’s all. This is not to say that most members of society like or support you. That’s probably not true either. They are simply just indifferent towards you. The truth is, you probably haven’t accomplished anything notable enough to warrant anyone praying for your downfall.
eh-eh-eh-EH! Hold on. Just relax, because I can hear you sucking your teeth, shaking your head, and mumbling, “hater,” under your breath in your best hoodrat voice already. You may find yourself feeling differently by the end of this. You may even find you feeling more loved than ever! Little do you know, while you’re worrying about who doesn’t want you to do well on your law exam or who is jealous you got that $1.75 raise before them, there are people out there who are actually hated by…you guessed it…haters.
Note: if reading this list and any of its descriptions elicits emotions of anger and disgust, frowns, and/or burning sensations in the chest region, you may in fact be a hater yourself.
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